March 2010
8 posts
I wish I weren't like this
(via nicolelove)
Hahahaha.
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doin’?”
His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before.
“Oh, no,” says Dave. “He’s on my bowling team.”
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he’d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable...
“If someone told me the world would end tomorrow, I don’t think I’d...”
Following the trend.
Day 01 — Your favorite song
Well my iTunes says my most played song is “Big Girls Don’t Cry” by Fergie (1392 times)… but that is definitely wrong. Hmm I do have quite a few though.
“Let It Be” by The Beatles
“The Way You Make Me Feel” by Michael Jackson
“I Miss You” and “Adam’s Song” by Blink-182
“Into The...
Infatuation is when you find somebody who is...
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kimmychau:
(via johnyr)
